"go suck a dick" is the dumbest line of negativity because I see nothing negative about sucking a dick
You’re clearly a guy
I’m clearly gay
Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.
Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.
Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.
*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*
The Gods Fight Over ShipsPoseidon:
but what if they did it in the beach house!
Poseidon Percy hasn't been to the beach house in years, its not canon enough
but it can be their cute little love shack, awww
Will you stop shipping Percico oh my god its never gonna happen
Percebath is nothing compared to the love of Percico
*crashes threw door* did someone say Percico?
Demeter you whore will you fucking update your fanfic
I told you i was having writers block
JASICO IS BEST
who the fuck asked you, you dont know shit.
JASICO IS THE BEST SHUTTHEFUCKUP
Get the fuck out you bitch Valdangelo is the best
I will ship Jasico for all eternity!
Percabeth went to Tartartus together
no one fucking cares dammit, im so tired of your canon bullshit
mom shut the hell up
Zeus you ship Percabeth dont you-
motherfucker you wanna fight?
you basic bitches Valgrace is clearly the best
no one fucking cares what you think wine fucker
I WILL RIP YOUR SKULL OUT YOU PIECE OF SHIT JEYNA!!!!!
Can we at least agree Nico's a bottom?
Dude such a fucking bottom, he has a vibrator
Hades you assfuck your supposed to share information
Hades I'm the one who found it i get credit for it!!
oh my god you guys just ship whats real
Aphrodite just because your in charge of love doesn't mean all your ships get to be fucking canon you two bit whore
Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
i must have missed this episode of teen wolf
isn’t this slightly implied once or twice a season though
i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much
but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.
so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, a page and a half of paper.
they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like
a page and a half
get your shit together
my favorite thing about fashion is that you can find the ugliest or blandest or most commonly seen piece of clothing in a department store, but so long as its by a certain designer, it could cost as much as rent
GOOD THING THIS IS ON SALE, NOW I CAN REALLY AFFORD THIS
trying to console a friend whose problems you cant even begin to understand
5 year old Robert Downey Jr. in his first role.
when that one person you hate in your class speaks
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.